1. |
Headache
02:51
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1. Verse
Your love is giving me a headache
Your loving is No. 10
I get blisters from Your kisses
Your kissing is No. 10
I drove three hours straight just to get to You
And then You´d changed Your mind
And now I´m telling You I´ve changed my mind, too
2. Verse
Your love is giving me a headache
Your looks is No. 10
The sight of You makes me sick
Your style is No. 10
I´ve asked You to go out with me a hundred times,
but You always had something to do
And now I´m telling You I´m too busy, too
Bridge 1
My loving is No. 1
And You're going to miss some fun
You're loving is really bad
Think of all we could have had
My style is the best in town
so get it while I'm still around
Don't miss the opportunity
to have a real good time with me
Bridge 2
You think Your hesitating makes me hot
But You take me for something I'm not
And in the end You will regret
You`re playing hard to get
You surely treat me wrong
But this isn't going to take me too long
This isn't something I'm going to miss
I will cross You off my list
3. Verse
Your love is giving me a headache
Your loving is No. 10
The sight of You makes me sick
Your style is No. 10
Now's the time to get it straight
I'm moving on and I just can't wait
If You wait too long, You'll only see my red lights
my red lights
If You wait too long, You'll only see my red lights
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2. |
Restless Legs
02:45
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Restless Legs
1.
I gotta dance
I gotta swing
I need to move to the Rock'n'Roll
I gotta slide
I gotta jive
I gotta twist to satisfy my soul
'cause when I hear the rhythm
I feel it crawling up from my toes
C. 1
I got restless legs
My knees are shaking and my feet are all over the place
I got restless legs
I'm hopping up and down and You can't hold my pace
2.
I can't help it
There's no control
It's a tickle that won't go away
My feet are aching,
my limbs are shaking
Pins and needles when I hear the music play
My body's giving me an order
That I can't disobey
C. 2
I got restless legs
I feel the rhythm of the drums and I'm starting to groove
I got restless legs
I try to fight it, but in the end I always lose
3.
No medication
And no cure
There's no stopping when I hear that sound
My nervous system
is a mess
I'm dancing round and round and round and round and round
C. 1
I got restless, restless, restless, restless legs
My knees are shaking and my feet are all over the place
I got restless legs
I'm hopping up and down and You can't hold my pace
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YOU ALWAYS SAY THE WRONG THING
1.
You keep telling me my nose is too big
and that my hair is getting thin and gray
If I bring You flowers, You're allergic
Every choice I make is the wrong pick
But there's something in Your voice that makes me stay
2.
I think You hate it when I play my guitar
You keep telling me that I'll never be a star
If I'm acting like an idiot You're the first to let me know
But it's the way You do it that makes my love grow
Chorus
They all tell me I should leave and release my heart from grieve
But they don't understand that I'm happy everyday
With someone else, I could imagine
My life would lack the passion, cause
You always say the wrong thing but in just the right way
Bridge
Though You're cursing and swearing
And You're more than overbearing
Through the racket I'm able to see the signs
You may be shouting and screaming
But You'll only see me beaming
I get the message that's hidden between the lines
3.
I don't think that You like any of my friends
And all the bad things in me, You see through a zoom lens
My favorite dish makes You puke
It seems my efforts all deserve rebuke
It's a shame, but I hope it'll never end
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4. |
If You Pay Peanuts
02:36
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IF YOU PAY PEANUTS, YOU'RE GOING TO GET MONKEYS
1.
If You buy it cheap, You'll pay the double
You want it all for free but You'll only have troubles
They show You the door, but they give You the wrong key
'cause if You pay peanuts, You're going to get monkeys
2.
A night at the opera, a day at the races
You're on a loosing streak, but You stay tenacious
But keep in mind, when You bet on a donkey
If You pay peanuts, You're going to get monkeys
3.
It was dog eat dog but now it's cow eat cow
That burger might get into Your brain somehow
Try to remember when You get the munchies
If You pay peanuts, You're going to get monkeys
4.
We'll play it fast and we'll play it right
The guitar wails and the rhythm's tight
If You think we're too expensive, go on and hire the flunkies
You know, if You pay peanuts, You're going to get monkeys
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Let's eat Italian
No, let's eat Chinese
You want to go out
You want to stay in bed
I like Spencer Tracy
And I like Kevin Spacey
You want to watch Notting Hill
And Your favourite movie is Kill Bill
2.
I hate it when You snore,
You leave the toilet seat up
You load the dishwasher
like a complete maniac
When You're sick, You act like a baby
And You cried when I wrecked Your Mercedes
Refrain
I love the way we're fighting
It's like thunder and lightning
And afterwards were reuniting
I love the way we're fighting
3.
Your screaming makes the neighbors complain
And Your punching the walls makes them insane
You always try to make me jealous about Your ex
Yes, because nothing is better than make-up-sex
Chorus
I love the way we're fighting
It's like thunder and lightning
And afterwards were reuniting
I love the way we're fighting
Bridge
We're slamming doors and throwing dishes
It's a dangerous affair
And when we're through it's love and kisses
We only fight because we care
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6. |
Women's Beard
02:47
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WOMEN´S BEARD
1.
You´ve got a brand new car, that´s really neat
You´ve got the finest shoes on Your feet
Your tailor is a very wealthy man
And Your skin has a healthy tan
Chorus:
But Your girl´s got too much hair, she´s got a women´s beard
Why don´t You play it save and buy her a shave
She´s got a women´s beard
2.
So You´re the no. 1 on the golf court
You smoke the best cigars, that can be bought
You have Your hair cut to the latest fashion
And You live in a real luxurious mansion
Chorus:
But Your girl´s got too much hair, she´s got a women´s beard
She could be cream of the crop, if she went to the barber shop
But she´s got a women´s beard
3.
Your having dinnner in a fancy place
The waiter serves You with a humble face
You take the lobster and the french champagne
You try to do it right, but it's all in vain
Chorus:
But Your girl has got too much hair, she´s got a women´s beard
Give her some cash, so she can get rid of that moustache
She´s got a women´s beard
Spoken:
So, You won the Nobel Price for Applied Physics and Chemistry
What's so special about that?
No. 10 on the list for the manned Mars mission? Crap, when's that going to be?
It really looks as if something died on her upper lip – or is it space herpes?
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MISTER BARTENDER, MY GLASS IS CRYING
1.
Mr Bartender, my glass is crying
It's as empty as my heart, there's no denying
Fill it up, we feel so lonely
Mr Bartender, my glass is crying
2.
Mr Bartender, my glass is crying
It's been a good friend to me and it's not lying
She wrote goodbye with lipstick on the bathroom mirror
Mr Bartender, my glass is crying
Bridge
You can't pet it on the back or give it tissues
But believe it or not, it's got serious issues
It's really no use, so don't You bother
You can't give it no comfort, unless it's Southern
Break: Just poor some absynthe, beer, vodka or wine...
3.
Mr Bartender, my glass is crying
Get over here, I'm sick of trying
There's nothing left to say and no time to say it
Mr Bartender, my glass is crying
4.
Mr Bartender, my glass is crying
A glass for everyone, tonight I'm buying
We'll all to drink to my misery
Mr Bartender, my glass is crying
Bridge
Don't You tell it tomorrow the sun will shine
Don't say it will see a silver lining
Give it a healthy shot of Bloody Mary,
Long Island Ice Tea or the Green Fairy
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Let Me Rock'n'Roll This Town
1.
Let me Rock'n'Roll this town
You're gonna get it, when we're around
Buy a ticket, get into the bar
We'll rock it up and I might break my guitar
2.
Let me Rock'n'Roll this town
We'll Cheer You up, even when You are down
We play the music for You to dance
It'll drive You wild, if You give it a chance
B.
Some say it's too loud, some say it' too fast
Some say it's too old, some say it won't last
Some say it's out of style, but I must confess
They may be right on all counts, but I could'nt care less
3.
Let me Rock'n'Roll this place
Let me Rock it like a mental case
If they don't take us to the rubber-room
We'll be back to play some Rock'n'Roll soon
B.
You might think that Metal is better than Punk
You might Think that Techno is cooler then Funk
You might think that Jazz is where it's at
But there'sonly two styles of music, either good or bad
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I Only Have You On My Mind
1.
No big color TV
I don't need no luxury
There's just one thing that I desire
I only have You on my mind
2.
I wonder what You wear
Did You change Your hair?
I'm fantasizing about Your looks
I Only have You on my mind
Bridge
I'm sitting at home, waiting by the telephone
It's 3 o'clock at night and I'm all all
3.
Didn't sleep at all
It's morning and You didn't call
I wonder if You think of me
I only have You on my mind
Bridge
I wrote You a letter, I'm really out of my head
But there's never an answer, I guess my letter stays unread
4.
Guess I'll never know
Why I still love You so
I'm trying to think of someone else,
But I only got You on my mind
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10. |
Magic Rhythm
05:25
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Magic Rhythm
1.
Move it right, move it left, move it up and down
Shake Your hips, move Your feet, turn around and around
Clap Your hands, take a chance to free Your mind
Let all of Your body be unconfined
2.
Dance to the beat, don't You hold it back
Stomp Your feet like a maniac
Set Yourself in motion lose all Your restraint
Forget all Your troubles, forget all Your pain
Magic Rhythm ...
3.
Do the Pony, do the Chicken, do the Alligator
Do the Fly, do the Fish, do the Mashed Potatoe
Do the mambo, do the Jumbo, do the Obligato
Don't restrict Yourself, be an innovator
Magic Rhythm ...
4.
(keine Git) One by one or two by two
Never going to stop until we're through
Feel the rhythm of the drums, don't hesitate
Get all Your fun before it's too late
Magic Rhythm ...
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11. |
My Baby's Real Ugly
03:20
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MY BABY´S REAL UGLY
Chorus:
Well, my baby´s real ugly
But I love her just the same
Well my baby´s real ugly
But I love her just the same
She´s got a face only a mother can love
But it sounds so sweet when she calls my name
1.
She´s got long black hair
All down her back
Her feet are so big
There´s a zip code for every track
And when she undresses when we go to bed
You want to pull on the sheets and cover up Your head
Chorus:
Well my baby´s real ugly...
2.
Her legs are monstrous
Like the legs of an elephant
And a whole family pizza
Will fit in the palm of her hand
Now, if You want to take her picture
You´ll need a camera with a special lens
And You need a complete parachute
To sew her underpants
Chorus:
Well my baby´s real ugly...
3.
But a blow of her fist
Could knock Mike Tyson down
So I don´t have to be afraid
when we´re going to town
She can keep You warm
Or be shelter from the sun
And when we´re in a romantic mood
She sure is a whole lot of fun
Chorus:
Well my baby´s real ugly...
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